To-Go Box

This old fuck and his care taker comes in. That old fuck wanted his kang-pao chicken, egg roll, and rice to be on all separate plates. Saying he can't eat food unless it's like that, sounds like a personal problem bitch. At the end of the meal, he wants me to box his food for him. Where do you think you are..P.F. Chang's or some shit? Went ahead and did it anyways.

him: "Did you box everything together?"
me: "Yes sir"
him: "I don't want it anymore, just take it away! I wanted everything boxed separately."
(me thinking): "Are you fucking serious? Should of told me from the beginning!"

He comes up to the cashier to pays and says..

old fart "I know you messed up, but I'll be the bigger man and still tip you"

The old fuck left me a $1..big spender. I'll be looking out for you old man, hopefully you like your spit separately also.

Purpose

The whole point of my blog is going to be about the dumb customers that I encounter on a daily basis. Hopefully no one gets offended, if so don't read it.

Cleavage

A table of three big bitches came in today. I noticed one of them would cover up her cleavage whenever I'm around. I can't believe this cunt had the audacity to think I'd look at those flap jacks she calls tits, you couldn't pay enough to take a look. Just let me do my job and we can part ways. Oh yeah, don't forget to leave a tip.