This old fuck and his care taker comes in. That old fuck wanted his kang-pao chicken, egg roll, and rice to be on all separate plates. Saying he can't eat food unless it's like that, sounds like a personal problem bitch. At the end of the meal, he wants me to box his food for him. Where do you think you are..P.F. Chang's or some shit? Went ahead and did it anyways.
him: "Did you box everything together?"
me: "Yes sir"
him: "I don't want it anymore, just take it away! I wanted everything boxed separately."
(me thinking): "Are you fucking serious? Should of told me from the beginning!"
He comes up to the cashier to pays and says..
old fart "I know you messed up, but I'll be the bigger man and still tip you"
The old fuck left me a $1..big spender. I'll be looking out for you old man, hopefully you like your spit separately also.
hahaha i sooo remember this guy that you're talking about xD remember that other time?! he jus left the box on the table n left because the food was touching xD
ReplyDeleteseriously, that was bs!
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